And it has descended upon us. Yes, again this blanket of frigid powder has enveloped the cities, and we scurry about stressing ourselves out over holidays, heating bills, and what we are going to do to keep from staring at the walls of the house....

      Well have I got a few things for you to bring you away from the abyss of cabin fever and hibernation! Instead of just sitting on our laurels over here, Marc and I have been concocting some new, and some classic events to help keep you from clawing your eyeballs just yet. Back Pack Productions Have taken over

Tuesdays with their new DJ Night FORM. It starts at ten, with ladies getting in for free, and only $2.00 for the guys. Great drink specials abound on this one, so come out and dance. Wednesday nights

are being Conquered with comedy, by COMEDY AMBUSH! with The

Dez. Once again, some sick drink specials, comedy, and special guests abounding.

Although most of you probably know this, every time there is a Vikings game, regardless of the incompetence of Childress, we put up the Big Screen on the stage to watch the game. Half time snacks, and prize drawings, stadium cup specials on miller lite... you know the drill. Hey, we even pull the couches and coffee tables out in front of the stage, so you can feel like it's the obnoxious home theater you have always wanted. And then, Football game permitting, we have The Sunday-Funday Comedy Show, where we give a nod of the hat to all service industry employees.

And let us not forget, the holiday that everyone looks at for a good time: New Years Eve!

Alright, I have to admit, I am Quivering while I type this... we thought that just one show on New years Eve was too small. I mean really; what would establish it as something different than any other night of the week? A champagne Toast? NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU, OUR FAITHFUL FRIENDS! So after Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too many cocktails and too much coffee, we started looking at giving you the three ring circus you want, nay, demand out of a New Years party. We have genetically melded three shows into one. Which gives us

The Club Underground New Years Eve

Social Engagement Of The Year!

Featuring The Anonymus, The Spent 50's, Foxy Tann's Twin

Titties Burlesque, Comedy Ambush!, and Lusurfer

presale tickets available @ www.vitalculture.com

To check out more details on any of these shows, click on them on the event calendar. Also, check out the events in green on the calendar, to see some of the wicked-cool stuff going on upstairs in The Spring Street Tavern.

Happy Holidaze! I am now going to attempt the first liver failure by Guinness infused egg-nog.